i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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