Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
