i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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