He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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