i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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