Your tits are I can't wait for
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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