sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
