I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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