What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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