that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
