she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we made out on top of his cat.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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