I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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