We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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