I wish I could punch you in the face.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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