Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
"it" just moved
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You are a genius and a whore.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
