Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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