I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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