I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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