it was like his penis was on wheels.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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