nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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