absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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