two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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