i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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