i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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