Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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