I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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