I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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