...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
