new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
These tits shall not be calmed
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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