I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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