she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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