She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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