these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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