i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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