My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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