did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
one might say we're banned from that church
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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