Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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