If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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