im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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