I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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