East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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