i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
This house was built for laser tag.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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