This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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