hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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