im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the condom got lost in my hair
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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