If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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