okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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