THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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