Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
