There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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