just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Randomize
