Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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