They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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