So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Come share oat with me in your robe
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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