i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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