VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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